Thank you.

I'm going to And hello.

Hello. Hello. Welcome to Heavy Hands. Another episode, in fact, of Heavy Hands.

I'm your host, Connor Rebush, with me as always, Phil McKenzie.

Hello.

And multi-syllabic Phil McKenzie, rubbing my hands together.

You know it's going to be a good one when you hear both syllables of that greeting.

That's right, folks.

It's UFC 305.

Do you see, Phil, how many times in the past have I made the joke where I'm like,

we're going to talk about a really big event?

And then I hit the listener with some wet fart of whatever fight they don't want us to talk about.

That is how unremarkable last weekend's fight night card was.

I didn't even think to make that joke until after I just straight up introduced the interesting fights.

That's how terrible, how low the UFC has sunk with their fight night schedule.

If you're listening to this show and you watched last weekend's fight night card, despite the fact that we didn't even mention it once until now, there will be an 800 number that you can call at the end of this segment for some help.

But until then, we're going to have to content ourselves with the main event of UFC 305.

Not a spectacular pay-per-view.

I got to be honest.

Not bad.

Plenty of good fights on it.

I would call this a middling pay-per-view lineup.

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