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Ghostrunners

533 - The Single Most Thing We Have in Common

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Brad has questions about a law, Timon was publicly berated, and Jake makes the boys play 1 minute expert. Check out Cozy Earth and get 20% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Let's do it.

0:01.2

Say something.

0:02.7

Make sure your microphone works.

0:23.1

Check, check, one, two, one, two. Sounds like it works to me. So let's start the episode. I just got a text from my wife. She's at school today, working. She was voted teacher of the year at her school. She just texted me that. That's pretty fun. All right, Miss Coop. She's like, peace out. I'm leaving. Yeah, was this like to get you to stay?

0:23.7

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:39.7

No, no, you were the best. No, you were voted teacher of the year. We do it every year. Yeah, we do. No, we voted without you. Or when we all take a unanimous or I mean anonymous. Trust us. You want. You're in. You can do it. it you can stay you're in the big you're in the big time teachers club yeah it's a thing it's a thing you ever heard

0:43.9

big time big timers big t tc yeah it comes with big big big breaks in your second year

0:49.0

big breaks big breaks big breaks tax and car mm-hmm how was your guys a tax day? You know, an extension was filed.

0:58.1

It came and went. It came and went. Yeah. Time. My dad is a hero. Yeah. He knows how to do stuff.

1:04.4

And so he like taught me slash did things for me. He does it solo. He actually, like, this year, like...

1:11.2

Pin and Pape?

1:12.1

He is an accountant, so he knows how to do stuff. Or, like... Should I have known that? Was an accountant. I don't know. He doesn't currently do accounting. Oh, yeah, but he has an accounting background. Yes, he does. So, like, he worked at Cerner as an accountant before. Anyway, whatever. But like shout out to him.

1:28.5

He like, this year someone else did his taxes, but he, like, did mine for me. So that was kind of nice. That's cool. Yeah. For him. But yeah, not, I have friends that it was a lot simpler for. Like, self-employed. Yeah, but complicated a little bit. But would you, would, do you want to be self-employed or be self-employed? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Until it's time to pay taxes. And you think, man, it'd be nice if these were kind of taken out little by little. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. True. Hey. Hey, cost to doing business. Congrats Rachel. That's right. That's cost. It's not easy being teacher of the year.

2:02.1

Congrats, Rachel.

2:03.0

That's huge.

2:03.5

Rachel. Yeah. Rachel Coop. Triple. Rachel Coop, triplet. That's amazing. Teacher of the year. Who thought? That's fun. Yeah, that is great. That's so nice. I wonder how they decide. Doesn't matter. Probably just the best teacher.

2:16.8

Yeah, probably just probably easy.

2:18.3

Criteria, best teacher.

2:20.2

End of story.

2:21.2

Yeah. doesn't matter probably just the best teacher yeah probably just probably easy criteria best

2:19.2

teacher end of story yeah boom you did it congrats rachel that's awesome um i have something

2:27.8

written down i think you're going to relate to this you know you're going to like this wait you're

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