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Happy Monday, ghosties. Random thought. What do other countries' keyboards look like? Like, are there, are there, are there, there, there are there, there, there are there, there are there, there are there, there are there? There are, there more keyboards with bigger keys. There's countries out there that have 85,000 characters. You're 30 seconds into my Monday.

You're rocking my world. I just had that thought. We've never seen an international keyboard before. No. Why not? Because they don't exist, dude. Wait, and aren't, whoa, hold on. I know. I know. There are Mandarin. Languages, that's what I was going to say. I forget what they're called, but... Tonal. Could be where it's more like... Hard to understand. Gibberish. Yeah. Not important. Where like it's not even like individual letters making a word like what we have, but they have like, you know, individual words making like a sum of, you know, a new word or whatever, like Vietnamese and I think Mandarin are like this. How's the word? What do their computers look like? I don't know. Like, do they have a ton of tiny keys? Like Japanese, do they have like lines in different places and he just hit where the lines go? Don't know, dude. I bet they figured it out, but I don't know. In like in Russia and Ukraine and those, like Greece, we've seen those types of letters before, which they kind of look like our letters. Yep. But I guarantee you they don't have 26. They got to have a new keyboard. That's what I'm saying. Like there's no, they have home row. Quirty. Are they? T9? Yeah. I don't know, dude. I had that thought the other day and I was like, oh, I don't know about this. Anybody have internet access? No. Dude, me neither. My whole thing's bonked. It's boned. It's bunched up, dude. It's bonked up. Computers are down. Dang. No way of knowing. Start the episode, I guess.

What do you guys think it's like? I don't know. What do you guys think, Ghosties?

Figure it out. This episode will be called, I didn't know a computer could do that.

That's good. Okay. Every episode is named that now. All right, we're presented by Mature Roasters. Let's have a good episode. Let's have a good episode. Come on now. Uh, uh, oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts in white meat too. Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat so come along let's

have some fun and go ahead get on your feet because it's a ghost from a podcast just got back to Costa Rican, Main Street Roasters beans, my favorites.

You just took a little trip.

So it's a good day today.

We're feeling real nice.

So I went in last night and broke into local Chick-fil-A and swapped out their coffee with Main Street Roaster.

Prank.

Yeah.

Looks like Chick-Plate coffee.

Nice try. Nice try. Yep. Yep. I've been up since like five. And so I'm feeling plenty awake right now. Ready for lunch. Like I'm already, I'm already like in my prime of my day at this point. But I just want to let you know I might Peter out at some point. Peter. Got it.

I might taper down.

Okay.

But right now, I'm feeling just fine.

I'm on the upward trend.

Yeah.

Timon, where are you at?

I'm almost out of the grog, I'd say.

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