531: Suckin' On My Towels Like You Wanted Me

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Who wants to hear a podcast about a gym botherer and a towel muncher? And also with a dash of tooth lover??

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features, a regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features a show.
0:07.9	Hello and welcome to regular features.
0:09.9	The podcast is exactly the same every single week.
0:13.4	And like every single week, I am looking across at two sweaty men.
0:19.4	So sweat.
0:20.6	One is called log.
0:22.3	I love them both and they sweat equally.
0:25.6	I'm moist as a frog.
0:28.9	Moist as a frog.
0:30.0	No one going to say that they love my sweat?
0:31.6	No?
0:32.1	Fine.
0:33.0	Let's move on.
0:33.7	You look dry.
0:34.5	Your hair is a bone.
0:36.2	I'm wet as a frog.
0:37.6	You're dry as a frog's bones.
0:39.7	Your skin is matte and your hair is fluffy.
0:43.2	You have not got to, you're a bone dry boy.
0:46.1	My ass is wet.
0:48.0	So what does you say to that?
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