530: Coop on the Roof

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Left with a Succession-shaped void where his guts and arse used to be, Joe takes the hit HBO series to the West End where it always belonged. And Log puts the "fancier" into "yeah your pigeon's pretty fancy I guess, but mine is fancier. Hey wait, is that man riding a Shire horse over there? Come back, I have a comparison to make with you! Giddy up Sugarlump, my introverted pony. He's getting away!" Steve is here too, though you wouldn't guess it from the complete lack of features on the lad. Have aviary nice day.

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features a show.
0:07.7	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:09.6	The podcast that's exactly the same every week.
0:11.6	And like every week, my name is Steve Hokka-Tay.
0:14.8	Yeah, baby.
0:16.2	Don't forget it.
0:17.5	I'm joined by two.
0:19.9	Sorry, I was doing a background for you.
0:21.6	Two of my beatboxing buddies.
0:24.6	Why don't you introduce yourself?
0:26.6	You go first, Joe.
0:28.6	Caka, caca, caca, cacca, cacca, cacca, chow.
0:31.6	And I'm a wee bye-bye. It's me. Hello. Log.
0:34.6	A wee-bye.
0:35.6	Hello.
0:36.6	Hello. I don't have we, bye. Hello.
0:46.4	I don't have a feature today. I am featureless. I am an abject failure in every aspect and dimension of my life.
0:48.4	And yet you still remain pretty.
0:49.3	Lucky.
0:51.6	That won't ever fade.
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