528: Would You Like Beans With Those Sausages?

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Think of a breakfast meat. Now think of a member of the royal family. You were thinking of Black Pudding Camilla weren't you? No? Oh right, then you must have been thinking about the big man himself, ol' Charlie boy and his beautiful sausage fingers, each one inflated to 240PSI and fit to burst at the knuckles. Log has done a feature all about what it must be like to be those fingers. Steve's been humming a little song about beans all day. Joe attends, clutching his pearls and screeching uncontrollably.

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are show.
0:07.7	Hello and welcome to regular features live from my kitchen.
0:11.1	Thus, an echo that sounds like it's 2015 on the regular features podcast.
0:18.2	Your voice is bouncing off all the pots and pans that you'll...
0:21.4	Bo!
0:22.3	Bo!
0:22.6	It's coming all over!
0:24.7	You're already!
0:26.1	And you know what's coming all over?
0:28.3	Beaches on your face.
0:29.9	Joe!
0:30.8	Joe scrabbles!
0:32.2	Crikey!
0:33.2	Look.
0:34.2	You're getting out of your system, aren't you?
0:36.8	You'll see why I've got naughty.
0:41.4	Spunk on my mind.
0:43.8	Steve looks so upset every time I say a naughty word.
0:47.6	I just don't...
0:48.6	I hate seeing that filth come out of your mouth.
0:51.6	So your baby face.
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