527: Dog Piss Cowboys

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Come, come inside my fortune telling tent young man, or is it young woman? My wizened old crone eyes can't see too well these days. What... "crone"? No, no it's fine, I can say it because I am one, it's our word. No, yeah I know it's rooted in misogyny. We're reclaiming it, sort of like "queer". Oh god sorry I didn't realise you were queer. Oh god I've said it again. Right, turn over your cards. There. You'll meet a tall handsome stranger on a blimp, now get out of my tent. In this two-boy fiasco of an episode, Steve gets into an argument with his neighbours about dog wets. Joe takes Red Dead Redemption 2 to the westest end there is: West End. Welcome to Your Westworld (ID 1334) -Remastered by Lobo Loco is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features
0:02.0	A regular regular regular features
0:04.0	A regular regular regular future
0:06.0	Withrugular
0:08.0	Hello
0:10.0	and welcome
0:12.0	To the supermarket
0:14.0	First aisle
0:16.0	Veggies as normal
0:18.0	And to the left of that there's like the home bit
0:20.0	With a bit of clothes.
0:21.6	And second aisle, though, what's in here?
0:25.3	Features?
0:26.3	I've never been to a supermarket whose second aisle is just features.
0:31.0	And every little tag on the top says features, features, features.
0:36.7	Where it would normally say rice, grains, pasta.
0:40.7	It just says features.
0:41.3	Excuse me, sir, can I help you with anything today?
0:43.7	Yes.
0:44.5	I think I want features?
0:47.5	Well, you've come to the right place.
0:49.7	Hey, I've just read your name tag and it says Stephen Hoganee, the best guy on the podcast.
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