Hi, this is TJ Miller and you're listening to mad scientist party hour unless you're not listening and you're just watching it

Which doesn't make any sense at all

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Hello there friends

Welcome back to another episode of mad scientist party hour

My name's Kevin Kraft

Joined once again by a man who has sworn off pants and underwear and currently has a single rose

protruding from the hole of his boner

That's Jeff Clark

And beaming to us from a research facility in Antarctica

The bearded booger eating shape-shifting thing known as...

That actually got me thinking

I kind of just threw that intro together before we started recording but if Jeff Clark, if they did a season of the bachelor where

They just pulled the rug out from everybody's from under everyone's feet

And they're like, everybody

We'd like you to meet our bachelor for this season, Jeff Clark

And then like a bunch of smoke comes out

Some lights start flashing

PA system is like, you all ready for this?

And Jeff Clark comes out raising the roof

A bunch of just babes lined up in evening gowns

Taken Jeff in

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