Hey, this is Doug Jones, and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour.

Oh, hello there friends! Welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name's Kevin Kraft. Join once again by a man who has entirely sworn off pants and underwear

and is currently in the process of shoving his boner into a Danny DeVito flashlight.

That's Jeff Clark.

Why Danny DeVito? I mean, it could be soft.

And transmitting to us from Hyrule, the bearded booger eating Ganondorf known as...

Okay, so this is something that is not very groundbreaking at all.

But I feel like this will either generate some anger or at least some social media conversation.

For the first time in what had to have been decades, decades, I got pizza hut.

I love how that got Jeff to look up. Like everybody is sort of like,

shuddy boys grinding up some weed, Jeff's probably checking his final fantasy football.

But the second pizza hut, or actually pizza got mentioned, it was like saying treat in front of

Lil Mama. The first syllable even got him to tilt his head up. Oh, treat?

And I've been, I've kind of been on the record, I don't know how many times I've said this, but

when I was a little kid, one of the things that made me happiest was on the weekend when I knew

my mom was going to take me to go see a new movie in Marstown. And we were going to pre-game

with pizza hut. And I was going to get the only thing that I ever ordered at the headquarters

plaza, you mean? That's the one. I would get a pepperoni pan pizza. And as far as I'm concerned,

pizza doesn't sell anything else. I don't know if I've ever gotten anything but a pepperoni

pan pizza. And rent rent kind of lives by one. And we've passed it a couple of times. And I always

salivate like Pavlov's dog every time I see it. And I said to her, look, I, I want to be a fat ass.

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