Hey, this is L.A. Beast and you're listening to the Mad Scientist Party Hour 1.

Oh, hello there friends! Welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name's Kevin Kraft, joined once again by a man wearing no pants or underwear

and is currently checking his boner off with a cheese and ham sandwich

as Jeff Clark. What am I doing with my left hand? You have no idea, do you?

And beaming to us from the lost city of Poo Lantis,

the diarrhea breathing bearded, booger eating, turd fish known as...

And we are once again joined by our friend, the great Alex Wilson.

I love being here, y'all are the best. We're gonna do a Dungeons and Dragons again eventually.

We are. I already started writing another campaign. I got some fun ideas to make you guys

do some dumb skits. Can we tease MSPH Dungeons and Dragons for early 2022?

I think that's probably acceptable. If my school schedule allows to get it done by Christmas,

but we'll see. But 2022 sounds like a good safe bet.

Is this Samurai school or what school are you in again? Samurai school, no accounting, Jeff.

Well, you gave up on all that MMA girls? Oh, no, I still do that. Are you, are you, Alex, are you?

At least minoring in being a samurai. Yes, yes, I have my minor in Bushido.

Double major in accounting and samurai. Yeah, my grades are through the roof of my Harakiri class.

Yeah, I have to go from my financial accounting class to my armor-making class.

Kevin would have graduated college in three years if that Samurai school.

Oh my god. Yeah, if Kutztown University had degrees in like throwing stars and ninjitsu,

oh my god. Have you ever fucked around with throwing stars?

I've done throwing knives, but like on a camping trip. My father brought back like ninja stars.

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