Oh, you idiot! Are you kidding me?

I cannot believe you are so stupid I want to punch you right now you idiot you idiot you idiot you

idiot you idiot you idiot you bought a stupid pickup truck and a new one brand new look at this stupid thing.

Oh here you are at the dealership. Oh look I got up. Oh my goodness. I'm flipping through Facebook here and I see your stupid post about

you standing there with that goofy smile on your face about hey guys we bought a

stupid pickup truck.

Well, you didn't say stupid, you thought it looked nice.

I had some problems with the other car and decided it was time for a change.

You freaking idiot, I cannot believe it. And you'd be so stupid as to post it on Facebook.

Ah! Man! Do you not have a brain? Do you not think? Do you not?

Ah, I wish I could tell you this to your face, but you're so stupid you would think I was being mean to you.

Do you have no brain? Does your brain not work? Have you never thought about your finances? Have you never considered a single financial decision in your life?

Maybe I'm being too hasty after all I mean, on I don't know everything about your finances after all I'm not your banker

There might be something I don't know

Maybe did anybody die no I don't see any.

Nobody died.

Did somebody give you a big gift?

No, that's a big gift.

You would have... I know you pretty well, you would have told me about it.

No.

You freaking idiot! I cannot believe it. You finance the stupid

thing. Oh, it makes sense. 85% of people who go out and buy a new car use financing because

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