524: I Like Wordle
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Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2022
⏱️ 59 minutes
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In this episode we discuss themed parties, fading away, and the greatest Wordle guesses of all time.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 0:30.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 1:00.0 | Jake, you stand in the shadow of a giant and reclaim that you're the one casting it. |
| 1:04.0 | Your best material won't stack up against a mere even on his worst day. |
| 1:07.0 | He's the voice of a generation and you're the voice of a small petty man. |
| 1:10.0 | Do the right thing. Give a mere the golden pike. |
| 1:16.0 | Damn, that was... |
| 1:18.0 | Powerful shit. |
| 1:20.0 | There's a reason that was the small acoustic ballad and not a song of a full band with a lot of backing. |
| 1:28.0 | That's because there's only one guy in the world that feels like that. |
| 1:32.0 | You chose the song that would give him that bully pulpit. |
| 1:40.0 | You try to amplify a very small voice. |
| 1:43.0 | I commend you, but I don't think there's that ground swell of appreciation that you're trying to convey. |
| 1:51.0 | And I note that because that was a very, very minimal, paired back acoustic track. |
| 1:59.0 | I was written by Kevin, actually. |
| 2:03.0 | Nice. |
| 2:05.0 | Who writes? |
| 2:07.0 | I think, I know jokingly. |
| 2:09.0 | Okay, Mayor, I wrote your terrible song and you've been ignoring my invoices. |
| 2:13.0 | Whoa. |
| 2:14.0 | Not that I paid this guy. |
| 2:15.0 | I recorded the lines you sent me verbatim. |
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