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523: Wisdom Teeth

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this episode we discuss a dental procedure from hell... and a game sent from heaven.

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0:00.0

This is a head-dum-a-rigile.

0:30.0

Whoa! That song was a thesis. It posited a hypothesis that said don't chipmunks eat pumpkins.

0:58.0

It's basically pitching the idea that you could eat me.

1:04.0

I'm honestly not the artist. The man who wrote that song as it were is Jason Sill.

1:14.0

This theme song is a parody of one of the tracks from an EP. He just released home sickness.

1:22.0

A parody of his own track. That's right. That's good. The song is called Wallpaper if you like what you heard.

1:28.0

I'd love it if you can shout out the project and my Instagram at JCSJson.

1:36.0

Cool. Done.

1:38.0

I've also been a personal trainer for years and I met Jake right before COVID at the gym I used to work.

1:44.0

We talked about- Whoa! It will be fantastic.

1:46.0

Willie Beetford talked about doing a free training session but things closed down before we got the chance and the offer is still on the table if you're ever looking for a new workout routine.

1:56.0

Wow. Okay. I left that gym sadly but you never know. You never know.

2:02.0

What was the gym that you- do you remember this interaction?

2:06.0

It was at Willie Beetness, a gym in Williamsburg and I remember Jason. Jack Blondman who came up to me and he was really strong.

2:18.0

I think we hit it off one strong guy to another. He asked me if I was trained.

2:24.0

He said that he wanted to train you.

2:26.0

I don't really do that in the world.

2:28.0

I know you're a comedian and I'm a huge fan. I just wanted you to train me because you're so strong.

2:36.0

He could train you.

2:38.0

And then he offered as a joke to train me even though he's clearly you don't need it.

2:44.0

But I said I would and then COVID it. So yeah, it's hilarious when we're done it.

2:48.0

But he wanted to make you look more like him.

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