This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

Pete, get Jimmy from Boston. Now listen up everybody because Roma has it, Pete is going to want out the special

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Pete and Sebastian show were back, new leather for the new show. I love it bro, you're keeping up with what you promise.

I promise, Sebastian Menace Skelko of course.

So Pete, by the way, is that a change of shirt? Of course.

Oh, white t-shirt last week. Oh, white t-shirt.

Okay, my bad, my bad.

You can't remember, I do your friends with for 16 years when you're doing a show. Why would you remember what shirt I was wearing last week?

Don't worry. My wardrobe is a joke, bro. My wardrobe, I have, I'm going to, I should take a photo for next cast to show you all my clothes.

They're like, they could, they could fit in half of the back, half of a trunk of a car. Like it's not even the back seat. It's a joke. I have no clothes.

When's the last time you bought a new pair of jeans or a new shirt? On my own, it's crazy about a month ago, I was on, oh shit, I think I was with you and Pikipsi, yeah.

We were in wet of his hotel, we're at, and I needed a new shirt and I went over to like a T.J. Max or something they had over there and I got a black button up jersey.

But other than that, I haven't bought my own clothes in years, I go Jackie. If I do.

So this, yeah. What do you mean Jackie?

I haven't, years and years ago when I first started being with Jackie, if I would go to buy something, I'd put a piece of clothing, she'd go, what the fuck?

You know, like she changed my wardrobe, the way Lana changed yours for the, yeah. So I reached the point where I'm not going to come home with shit and then she's going to tell me it's dumb. So I don't get anything.

It's, I'm almost like a child for back to school. Once a year, we go and get my jeans. We go to a store and I hate every second of it. I just keep coming out with, you know, trying them on and then she'll go, let me get a, I think you're 30 blah, blah, blah.

And these, let me go get them you way here. You ever do to stand in the, in the waiting room with a store and you're on the way because you're not going to put your pants back on because your wife's coming with a small size.

He just sitting in there and you fucking on the way like this.

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