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The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

522: Pete and Sebastian Show 522

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

New segment: Sebastian's Etiquette Corner!  Find out if you're clapping correctly.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

0:12.0

BEST! It's Jimmy from Boston. Best U-Double Dip in 30 bath water? I can't even imagine how it's

0:34.4

your ass must be. No wonder you got 30 pairs of underwecks.

1:04.4

Pete and Sebastian show, we're back. Sebastian Menace Skelko on the other end, how are you?

1:11.4

Listen, we didn't say almost anything before we started this show.

1:16.4

Not when we were looking at each other, didn't even say hello. I didn't even see you until just now.

1:23.4

He didn't even have the camera on, so this is the first time I'm laying eyes on you.

1:27.4

Oh, that's good to know because I've been looking at you for like two minutes and I thought you were looking right at me

1:32.4

and you weren't saying a word and I was going to tell you, man, your resting face is scarier than ever, bro.

1:40.4

It's reached new heights. It's, it's, um, yeah, I was literally almost going to say, hey, man, do you still want to do this?

1:49.4

I tell you what to do.

1:52.4

So I didn't know you could even see me. All right. I couldn't see you that. I could see you.

1:57.4

You just literally turned the camera out and I saw you. What's up? Look at you, man, with the leather, the perfectly done head.

2:04.4

You come from a shoe or something? Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up. I'm really glad that you noticed.

2:11.4

I've been looking at myself on these podcasts and basically it looks like I'm doing this shit in my pajamas.

2:20.4

So I'm like, you know what? If we're going to up the game with the technology, the camera, the sound, the backdrops,

2:29.4

why don't I upgrade the wardrobe a little bit? You know, let's come to play.

2:33.4

Plus I'm coming off a shoot. My hair's done up and I got a little makeup on.

2:41.4

Bro, you give this whole speech about how you're thinking you'll start looking better on future cast. And then you go, but I'm coming off a shoot.

2:50.4

So the next cast, if you're not coming off a shoe, you're not going to do this. What were you?

2:55.4

I didn't inspire. I've been inspired. I actually think.

3:02.4

Based on how this goes, I might have to be doing makeup prior to these things every time.

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