Hello and welcome to Kump.

I'm a wine princess, bitch.

That's right.

It's back.

We're talking about it on the Patreon.

See, this is what happens if you're not on the Patreon.

We're cooking up ideas without you, and then you have to be told on Sunday.

And this has all been brewing.

If you go back to the early days of Kump, the rough and tumble, the mouse in my shoe,

just sit in the closet talking to a wall for an hour version of Kump from uh what two years ago about approximately uh there was a

early campaign a mug campaign i made i didn't make mugs people think i have a warehouse full of

mugs it's 20 20 it's no there's sites that will make the mugs. I'm not some guy.

I'm not fucking going to Creighton barrel or like IKEA and buying like 10,000 mugs.

I'm not going to some fucking Chinese import export company saying,

hey, can we make a deal if I buy 10,000 mugs?

Because I really think the I'm a wine princess bitch

is going to be the thing of the thing of the summer of 2020 if only not for COVID we could have

really made a go of it with the wine princess bitch it's not what happened all right it's there's websites

you can go to you you upload files and you can just you know and and they take care of it so i'm not

sitting there you know people probably accusing me of fucking hoarding uh porcelain i'm not a criminal

uh the campaign didn't take off uh we've hoarding porcelain. I'm not a criminal.

The campaign didn't take off.

...