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51 - Kump For Sale

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Ray discusses assembling a shelf, the Bill Burr controversy, Jeff Bezos shoehorning nudity, and much more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to comp. It's a beautiful Sunday.

0:24.2

I have built a shelf early in the morning.

0:29.7

Not out of wood.

0:32.5

It's one of those Amazon deals.

0:35.1

Not in love with it.

0:36.8

But, you know, we just need to get some cables off the floor.

0:39.3

Is this worth telling?

0:40.3

I mean, they had these clamps on the fucking, I opened this goddamn thing.

0:44.1

I've been putting together shitty prefab, whether you call it shells, for years.

0:48.6

I remember my parents being very impressed because, like, my, I was like in high school, I guess.

0:53.7

My dad bought, bought like a bookcase

0:55.4

for me like it's cheap it wasn't it wasn't cheap whatever i mean i'm not trying to call my dad cheap

1:00.2

i'm just saying it wasn't made of oak and honey um not ogan but that's the bible the land of

1:08.3

oats and honey i'm talking about oak and honey.

1:11.6

It wasn't made of oak or cherry or hardwood.

1:15.1

Hardwood's where it's at.

1:16.9

My dad bought me hardwood.

1:18.9

I might be able to, you know, get hard occasionally.

1:23.4

That low-hanging fruit doesn't matter.

1:26.5

I blame my dad for everything. You want me to say that is that what

1:29.1

you want i'm fine with the prefab bookcases i'm just saying they it was sitting around for a while

1:35.3

because you know i got i got you know build it and you know it just procrastinates by playing with my

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