#52 HANGOVER CURES, DOING POPPERS & LITERALLY NOT OKAY VOICEMAILS WITH COMEDIAN LIZ CAROLE
Literally, Not OK with Alexis Waters
Alexis Waters
4.5 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
You guys... Liz Carole is in the studio and we are chain-smoking candy cigarettes, spiraling over Carmen Electra, and unpacking our emotional damage like it’s a suitcase we never wanted to bring to begin with. We talk childhood trauma (aka stealing inhalers), failed trumpet careers, LASIK regrets, and why my husband refuses to get high with me even though I know we’d have the best time.
If you’re not OK, same. Come spiral with us. Leave a review. Light a candy cigarette. Tell us why you’re literally not OK in the comments.
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| 0:00.0 | We're just going to be a little unhinged before the episode starts. |
| 0:03.3 | We're going to snort this macha. |
| 0:04.9 | Snort your macha. And have you ever snorted anything before? Just kidding. My mom's going to listen to this. Oh. I'm just kidding. I don't know. No, no, we're not going to start over there. Do you ever snort like a pixie stick? Like in elementary school? |
| 0:27.2 | I knew at a very young age that I was meant to get high. |
| 0:37.0 | Because I had a friend that had asthma and I would always steal her inhaler and suck it down. I didn't have asthma. That's the original. |
| 0:40.0 | That was the original jug of choice. And then I watched the movie 13. Have you heard that? I mean, |
| 0:45.1 | don't start with me. Yeah. I was like, I'm going to be a bad girl. I'm like, they were doing, |
| 0:50.8 | mind you, I was in my room in Jones, Oklahoma. Not doing that craziness. |
| 1:10.1 | Yep. But I thought, I was like, that's what 13's going to be like. Oh, yeah. I actually had a shaving cream bottle because they were like inhaling. I think they were doing whippets. They were doing whipets. They were doing whipets. But I just thought it was like sucking shaving cream down. so me and my friend snuck off to the park |
| 1:12.1 | and tried to inhale |
| 1:13.7 | um But I just thought it was like sucking shaving cream down. So me and my friend snuck off to the park and tried to inhale a shaving cream bottle. |
| 1:17.7 | Psychotic? |
| 1:18.3 | Where was my parents? |
| 1:19.3 | But, you know, I just knew at a young age I was ready to rebel. |
| 1:24.8 | But no, I never snorted a pixie sick. |
| 1:27.1 | But I always would get those candy cigarettes at the boardwalk and chain smoke them. |
| 1:31.9 | Did you ever smoke smarties where you like crush up the smarties in the packet and... |
| 1:35.8 | Oh, no. And I thought I was the wild one. I mean, well, you don't actually smoke it. You crush them up and then you inhale, not all the way or it's going to hurt, |
| 1:48.4 | but you like put it in your mouth like a and then you go and it's like smoke because it's dust. Do we have any in the studio? I thought we did. I thought I saw. Do you know what I'm talking about? |
| 1:55.2 | Yes. Okay. Oh my God. I didn't make that up. No, I don't believe you're a maker uper. |
| 2:00.4 | No. But Liz Carroll. Comedian. Oh my God. I didn't make that up. No, I don't believe you're a maker-upper. No. |
| 2:05.3 | But Liz Carroll, comedian, oh my God. |
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