#515 War Is Heaven with Geoffrey Asmus

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2023

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Geoffrey Asmus or The Only Funny White Guy (Keep an eye out for his new special on Youtube) joins me to talk about war and the military. He's never been in the military and he's never been to war but he is truly fascinated by it and knows a lot of shit.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	When we bombed like with like the fire bombings in like Germany we killed like
0:05.1	Millions of innocent German civilians and we're like there are the evil ones. We're only good
0:09.3	It's like that's what slaughterhouse fives about is they really they like carpet bombed the city of Dresden
0:15.9	Just destroyed like the most historic city in Germany for no reason just to be like we need to kill as many German civilians as possible
0:23.3	Why just to like inflict terror and make them surrender and whatever
0:27.2	Over like we're noble and good. It's like Hitler's not good either, but like that's the thing about war. There's no real good
0:34.4	That's that's people who are like they want like a marvel like good-versi-vill you cranes good and rush as evil
0:40.7	It's like they're still shooting each other
0:49.6	Just like witches at black masses
0:53.6	Evil minds at plot destruction
1:00.6	Sources of death's construction
1:05.8	In the fields of bodies burning
1:11.3	As the war machine keeps turning
1:16.9	Death and hatred to mankind
1:20.7	Oh
1:25.9	Oh, love everybody and welcome to our isha fair sketch the tank podcast my name's are you sure?
1:31.1	I'm coming to you live from London, Ontario
1:35.9	Nope, I'm a steak London United Kingdom
1:41.0	What is
1:43.1	What do they call it that
1:46.1	So
1:48.1	Like United States
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