#514 Moving Day with Andy Haynes

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🗓️ 25 April 2023

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Andy Haynes came in to talk to me about his job as a mover. He became a mover the day he moved to New York and was doing it throughout the pandemic. It turns out lots of comics do it because of the flexibility and cash under the table. Plus you get a pretty good workout.

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The Music:

Movin Out- Billy Joel

Move it Move it- The Mad Stuntman

Movin' On Up- The Jefferson's Theme Song

Gonna Move- Paul Pena

Transcript

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0:00.0	I've been part of people like moving in for the first time with their significant other or
0:05.3	Moving into a house for the first time because they just had a kid moving out of somebody's house because they're getting divorced
0:13.2	They need to get out of an abusive situation whatever it is
0:16.6	I've been part of like so many of those
0:18.6	Yeah, the same user go that hey, what's your address of the her new place? Yeah, yeah, I don't think I should get involved in this
0:24.0	I've done moves where like the person was like all right. He's gone. We have two hours till he's gonna be back
0:30.0	And he does not know no way yeah, wow, that's a fun one. Yeah, it was like an adventure
1:00.0	You should never argue with the praise me my my my my my
1:07.3	You want to know by now
1:09.3	I know who could pay on the side. Hello everybody and welcome to Ari Shafir's skeptic tank podcast
1:16.4	I'm Ari Shafir and a happy belated for 20 to all of you on today's episode
1:22.7	It's all about moving
1:24.4	Talk to a guy Andy Hanz used to work for a moving company. Oh, shoot. I have to
1:29.8	Edit I just realized I gotta edit out the name of the company
1:34.1	Marissa edit out the name of the company. I hope you can hear me
1:39.1	Andy Hanz hilarious and he's the best skier in stand-up comedy
1:43.0	I used to think it was Ryan O'Neal and it was until I ski with Andy and he's doing fucking
1:47.2	Casual jumps landing backwards and skiing away
1:50.3	second best skier might actually be
1:53.7	Ian fight it's who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing but he shows no fear whatsoever. We're not here to talk about skiing
1:59.4	We're here to talk about moving and I'm here to wish you guys a happy belated for 20
2:06.9	What did you guys do? What did you guys do for your holiday?
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