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515: The Invincible Golden Syrup Girl

Regular Features

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

This week we go back to bible times and learn about syrups and Log has a new enemy. Please retweet this so that we can go to the Kebab Awards again please: https://twitter.com/RegularFeatures/status/1552632683787952130

Transcript

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0:00.0

Regular regular regular features

0:01.7

A regular regular regular feature

0:03.8

So regular regular regular features a regular regular feature show

0:07.4

Hello and welcome to regular features the podcast

0:09.9

That is exactly the same every single week

0:13.4

And like every single week

0:14.7

My name is Gab Miffian today I'm joined by John Ogblive

0:17.7

Hello there, how are you doing?

0:19.4

And Mr Joseph Scravels.

0:21.5

Yeah.

0:24.4

Oh, we got some features.

0:26.2

We got some features, boys.

0:28.2

Log, what are you bestowing upon us this evening?

0:31.2

I am reacting to my last week's feature in which I detected a small girl being obnoxious in the background, and I'm here

0:39.8

to tell her she was not right. You don't know me, little girl, but by the end of this feature,

0:45.0

your ears will be ringing. And Joe, what have you got for us? Well, I've ever heard of a little

0:52.5

thing called golden syrup? Nah. Well, on the front of a golden... Shut up. I'm still in talking to Little Girl Mode, sorry. Nah. Well, on the front of a golden syrup, you'll find a picture of a cat. And that cat has a dark secret. A biblical secret. one will uncover today. Fantastic.

1:11.3

Let's jump right in, boys.

1:13.0

Nah.

1:13.8

Pay some coins for some features, and you get a B name, and you get a B name.

1:21.2

Oh, oh.

1:23.1

Just some coins for some features, and you get to be name.

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