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Coco can you hear that helicopter

That's come for you mate

They know you've been licking dicks

Left right and center

And they're saying enough is enough

The dog must be stopped.

Hey, regular features people.

Sorry, you just caught me chastising my slutty little dog there.

But yeah, we are in that weird period of the year where all five of us have sadly been banished to five different parts of the country

to spend time with family and friends and enjoy Christmas and the New Year's.

So yeah, unfortunately we couldn't get together to record a podcast.

So the lads have said, Gav, you're good at chatting shite.

Why don't you just take a microphone out, have a little walk around, and hopefully you'll get 30 to 40 minutes of something out of it.

So that's what I'm going to do.

So for the next 30, 40 minutes, you're going to. So that's what I'm going to do. So for the next 30, 40

minutes, you're going to spend time with just me. Don't switch off because that's sort of a joke.

And I'm just out taking Coco around in a little park on my house, but there is a helicopter

flying about, not for me. For my sins um but yeah i'm just uh

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