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The Scathing Atheist

511: Putting the Dumb in Wisdom Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Christians once again put the mass in mass shooting, Marjorie Taylor Greene commits a war crime on a Thanksgiving turkey, and a creationist gets sentenced to more years in prison than he thinks there are in history.
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Headlines:
Christians react despicably (and predictably) to Club Q shooting: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/christian-lawyer-jenna-ellis-the-club-q-victims-are-probably-burning-in-hell/ and https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/christian-hate-preacher-aaron-thompson-club-q-shooting-good-thing/ and https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/vandals-sprayed-graffiti-at-focus-on-the-family-headquarters/
Survey: ‘Highly religious Americans’ are the biggest climate deniers: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/survey-highly-religious-americans-climate-change-deniers/
Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to talk to trans kids and failed miserably:
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/11/marjorie-taylor-greene-tried-talk-trans-kids-failed-miserably
Marjorie Taylor Greene makes the WORST TURKEY EVER: https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-jokes-sharing-photo-meal-twitter-1762531
Turkish creationist sentenced to 8000+ years in prison: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/turkish-creationist-adnan-oktar-sentenced-to-8658-years-in-prison/
Anti-grooming candidate lost teaching job after accusations of inappropriate relationship:
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/11/anti-grooming-candidate-lost-teaching-job-accusations-inappropriate-relationship-kids/
Catholic-owned gelato shop in AL bans phones, cursing, and bare shoulders: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/catholic-villaggio-colafrancesco-gelato-bans-phones-cursing-and-bare-shoulders/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, the following podcast, fucks.

0:03.5

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new substitute for

0:07.2

long-term care, Episcopaliativ care.

0:10.5

It's like palliative care except it's imaginary and we don't take it all that seriously.

0:14.8

Episcopaliativ care.

0:16.4

I'm literally just describing offering thoughts and prayers.

0:20.3

And now The Skating Atheist.

0:22.5

This is Joe Mudak, author of dozens of erotic e-books such as Women's Lubrication Movement,

0:28.8

Lubric Obinbonic Plague and Inferipeni Inferipounding.

0:33.2

And I'm here to tell you that we did, in fact, evolve from some very filthy, very horny,

0:39.6

human and women.

0:58.5

Ah, it's Thursday.

1:01.3

It's December 1st.

1:03.9

And he has COVID!

1:05.5

Totin, baby!

1:06.5

Okay, if I start to die, I demand you do jumping jacks.

1:09.6

I will knock over.

1:10.6

That's it.

1:11.6

And it's no joke.

1:13.6

Ah, me labos, me.

1:14.6

Ah, me he's hand-right.

1:15.6

And from Danny DeVito's New Jersey and our Michigan and Wakecross Georgia.

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