510: Dressing Down Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2022
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this week's episode contains all the profanity. We'll have to refrain from using during Thanksgiving dinner. |
| 0:05.4 | This week's episode is brought to you by Honey and by |
| 0:09.1 | Volgarity for charity. If you're listening to this episode the day it releases |
| 0:12.5 | There's still time to get your donation and your roast request in. We're right on the verge of $300,000 |
| 0:17.1 | Which was our goal. We could really use your help pushing us over the top. Check the show notes for details and now |
| 0:22.6 | This scathing atheist from Madison, Cothorns, Western, North Carolina. I'm John Badger the creator of the universe |
| 0:29.9 | 25 an audio drama for skeptics and atheists and I can't indeed confirm that we have evolved from filthy monkey people |
| 0:37.7 | I mean look at my representatives. We haven't evolved that much |
| 1:05.4 | And it's Thanksgiving. That's right a time for family food and yelling look at the data you ignorant piece of shit |
| 1:13.9 | I'm no illusions. I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm Heathen right and from Martha Stewart's New Jersey and I'm remissioning in Wakecross Georgia |
| 1:23.5 | This is the scathing atheist. On this week's episode you'll hear the headlines we missed because theocratic bullshit never goes bad |
| 1:31.6 | We're recording this early so Twitter is both alive and dead like a cat in a box of uranium and |
| 1:38.9 | Tom and Cecil will be back because all the insults couldn't fit into a single second, but first the diatron |
| 1:44.9 | I |
| 1:56.8 | Yes, it's that time of year again the time of year where Americans celebrate Thanksgiving well international listeners sigh and think to themselves |
| 2:04.1 | But all the headlines are going to be out of date this week |
| 2:06.3 | So with apologies once more to the audience beyond our national borders, especially the ones |
| 2:10.8 | North of us who got like zero mention of their came art version of Thanksgiving last month |
| 2:15.7 | I must once again talk about our weird ass holiday |
| 2:20.1 | A holiday we celebrate by not strangling our racist uncles and our family members reward us with pie |
| 2:26.0 | It's a holiday about thankfulness togetherness and family |
| 2:30.2 | Which we commemorate through thankless arguments with our relatives and it's telling isn't it that in a day all about coming together |
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