510: You Are Log's Double-Ended Candle

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Steve burns his candle at both ends. And Log invites you to embody him completely and understand once and for all the arduous process of producing a regular feature. Joe is here, to bear witness to this foul act.

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features a show.
0:07.5	Hello and welcome to Regular Features, the podcast that has the fastest intro ever because I was late and Locke needs to go to work.
0:14.8	Log, what's your feature?
0:16.5	I don't know.
0:18.2	Let's just chat, shoot the shit.
0:19.9	No urgency from where I'm sitting. Oh, oh, actually there is. My feature is about why I didn't know. Let's just chat, shoot the shit. No urgency from where I'm sitting. Oh,
0:22.5	oh, actually there is. My feature is about why I didn't have a feature last time, and I'm very sorry.
0:27.9	That's interesting, because I don't have a feature. And as far as I understood it, I don't think Steve had a feature, did you? Except did you, though?
0:35.2	I don't have a feature because I've been burning the candles at both ends.
0:39.3	That's right.
0:39.8	Wait a second.
0:40.4	Multiple candles burning at every single end.
0:43.8	Oh, what could the origin of such a phrase be?
0:47.1	Maybe we'll find out after this.
0:50.1	Gap?
0:51.6	Seggie.
0:52.8	What a nice?
0:53.3	Segu. Thigwee. Thigweeny beaver. gas saggy what a nice saggy saggy
0:54.4	thigul
0:55.2	sagwani beaver
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