#510 Professor Pain with Mike Vecchione

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2023

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Mike Vecchione has a new special out now called "The Attractives" but before he did standup, Mike was a teacher for some rough and tough kids in Philly. He molded and shaped America's wild youth and he's here to tell me all about it.

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0:00.0	Because when a kid comes in, the psychologist comes in and reads their backstory and a lot of their back stories would make you cry.
0:06.6	I mean, just cry.
0:08.0	Like what kind of stuff?
0:09.0	Like a kid was held in a basement and chained up and fed dog food.
0:15.7	That was one of the things.
0:17.2	He was fed dog food and kept in a basement until like human services came.
0:21.8	Child protective services came in and removed him from the home.
0:25.5	And then the dog found the good as food.
0:26.9	The dog found the good as food.
0:28.5	The dog.
0:29.5	But I mean, that's the kind of.
0:31.1	Whatever happened to you.
0:32.3	I would kind of get a separate dog food for you.
0:58.4	Welcome to our Shafir Scatic Tag.
1:06.7	My name's Irish Shafir.
1:08.5	How are you guys doing?
1:09.4	I'm doing great because it's springtime.
1:11.1	You can feel it.
1:11.7	Oh, why should I get my pit Viper glasses?
1:14.1	I should get my pit Viper glasses for this.
1:16.7	Being springtime and all and sunny like this.
1:18.7	I'm not going to do it.
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