#509 Filthy Strip Club Stories with Joe List & Henry Phillips

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🗓️ 21 March 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Joe and Henry came over to kill some time with me before we all headed to the Whit Reaper concert. A natural way to kill time is by talking about all the weird times you've had in strip clubs across the country. Enjoy.

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2 Chainz- I Love Them Strippers

Motley Crue- Girls Girls Girls

White Reaper- Daisies

Mason Jennings- Duluth

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0:00.0	It was New Year's Eve day and it opened at noon. We just got there like 11.55 or whatever and the door was open
0:07.3	So they were like, yeah, we're not quite open, but like come on in like we're not gonna make you wait outside
0:11.2	It's cold, so we were like great
0:12.3	So we just sat and like took our coats up and we just put our dollar bills up and there literally wasn't a stripper there yet
0:17.8	So then like a couple minutes later the door the front door opens and it's just a stripper like with a big winter coat and a hat
0:25.1	And I had one of my all-time lines if I may say
0:28.5	She just looked over and saw us and I went we're ready when you are
0:32.6	The kill the bartender laughs and everything
0:35.2	But it's so funny to see a stripper like in a fucking winter hat and
0:39.4	Scarf
0:58.1	Everybody what's up welcome to our ish your favorite skeptic. I'm your host are you sure fair on today's episode?
1:02.9	Well first and foremost I got the beacon the beacon theater this Friday night
1:07.1	March 24th in New York City
1:09.9	It's gonna be wild it's gonna be a fucking party. I don't know why I've got this hard hat. It's got nothing to do with it
1:15.6	Dangerous dangerous comedy
1:17.9	There's something there. There's something there anyway
1:21.2	March 24th I saved some cheap tickets for way way up top just a few
1:26.0	To make sure the poor kids get in $29 just for the top corners and then you know the ticket messers
1:31.2	$8 our search on top of that it's just barely on a four to one so get tickets for that
1:36.1	I got surprise guests. I got a fun opening you want to be in your seat it by 805
1:42.8	Maybe even eight and what what if they start on time they never start on time but get your boots fast and then get to your seat
1:48.8	I got a New York style playlist for you from from the doors open to whatever
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