51: Your Mom Is Not A Drug Dealer
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
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🗓️ 10 October 2019
⏱️ 95 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I used to say that about my mom like if you weren't my mom you're not the type of person I would fuck with |
| 0:05.2 | Like I would not I would not seek you out to be your friends if I didn't have to |
| 0:09.4 | You have pink nails |
| 0:11.5 | You love pink and you just went got a best friend like your mother. |
| 0:14.6 | Not as girly, not as girly, but |
| 0:19.0 | Oh God. |
| 0:20.2 | Seriously, we are not compatible. |
| 0:23.0 | Halafari. |
| 0:24.0 | Sheri's cool, I love her. |
| 0:26.0 | Welcome, kids, to episode 51 of Hello Dysfunction with Potafria. |
| 0:32.0 | And Crystal, we're here. function with Patafria. |
| 0:32.5 | And Crystal, we're here. |
| 0:35.1 | It's been a rough, a rough fucking morning for me. |
| 0:38.6 | Yeah, bitch. |
| 0:40.2 | For you, for sure. |
| 0:41.2 | I got in the car. |
| 0:42.0 | The first thing I said was, do you guys want a great Dane? |
| 0:45.7 | Dotty's not how this works. Daddy is like on her way out like I had to stop myself from hitting her in the face today. |
| 0:53.0 | I took her out because she would never do that. |
| 0:56.0 | She was making fucking noise and she, like she had to use the bathroom and so I was like, |
| 1:00.0 | all right, let me hurry up. |
| 1:02.0 | So I take her outside and she goes pee and then |
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