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Hello Dysfunction

52: Don’t Call It A Pee Pee

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2019

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Cringy words, Crystal has another damn cat, prepare your kids for sticky situations, yoni pearls, blood diapers, the joker, trauma makes you great and a few listener questions.

Enjoy xo

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And action. We started a game. I'll fucking shoot myself. Okay. All right. Welcome back.

0:09.2

Hello to function.

0:13.0

Episode 52 with Crystal and Potofria.

0:18.0

We're back. We had a short hiatus.

0:21.0

Did a little break. happens and shit in the last year you know there's about

0:27.1

52 weeks in a year. Yeah we have 52 episodes out right we're doing pretty

0:31.0

fucking good we're doing good not to. We're doing good.

0:36.0

Not to just, you know, pat our own selves on the back or anything, but... I mean, sometimes they're late, but they're worth the weight.

0:39.0

We've missed three, yeah.

0:41.0

Just FYI.

0:42.0

For emergencies.

0:42.5

And every single one of them was a big reason.

0:44.8

Yeah.

0:46.1

So anyway, life has been good.

0:49.3

It has.

0:49.8

I was in kind of a funk over the weekend,

0:52.2

a little

0:53.2

spout of my depression not feeling sad but just like no energy

0:58.6

and not wanting to get out of the bed

1:00.8

unless I absolutely had to you know what I mean like so I was able to take some time

1:04.7

to just like chill so it sounds like a really good life yeah thank God I'm able to do that

1:10.0

to like you know take that time to re coop and shit I can't imagine having to get up and go to work when I fucking feel like that I couldn't I can barely function I didn't shower for like a two days like I can't it sucks it really fucking sucks.

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