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Hello Dysfunction

50: There IS a limit to a mother’s love

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2019

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

The joys of getting old, Pata Fria is still a practicing doctor, true love of true crime, Amber Guyger is guilty, read more books and parenting woes.

Enjoy xo

Transcript

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And put it face down because it's so distracting for me.

0:03.0

It is.

0:04.0

Maybe you should look at your side of the table.

0:06.0

I'm always facing you.

0:08.0

Maybe you should sit across from me.

0:10.0

Maybe don't look at me ever again.

0:11.0

That's something you say when you're a kid. She's looking at me again. The girls. Oh my

0:19.3

God speaking on the girls. Oh, real quick. Welcome to how are rolling, right? I just kind of like guessed. Yeah, he said a walling. Okay, good morning. Welcome. It's episode 50. Half a century. Oh my God it's our diamond anniversary I just made that up I don't know what

0:37.4

anniversary it is but it's a fancy one it is of hello dysfunction with pot of free oh It is. It is. Of Hello Dysfunction.

0:44.0

With Potifria and Crystal.

0:46.0

And speaking of funny kids stories popped up on my Facebook memories, Stevie was like five or six.

0:52.0

And she got really mad at me and said I'd

0:55.4

wrote about it she had said you're not the boss you just think you're all that

1:01.5

because you have big boobs.

1:03.0

Oh, she was like four or five.

1:05.0

That's totally her way of thinking too.

1:08.0

She was like, you're not the boss, you just think you're all that because you have big boobs.

1:12.0

And I mean, I can't even get mad.

1:13.4

Are you projecting right? Are you envious? Is that what you're trying to tell me right now?

1:19.4

I just died five years old I just died laughing I died I couldn't even be mad I love her way of thinking boobs

1:25.9

definitely make you the boss absolutely the conversation another time this was a few years

1:31.5

ago I it popped upon my memories a few months ago.

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