Hello listeners of this podcast. In keeping with us generally always being behind a schedule,

this podcast was recorded before the last weekend, which was a very bad one.

So if you're wondering why we don't reference the shootings in Orlando, that's why.

I imagine they will come up in the next episode. Thank you for listening and DFTBA.

Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

What was up for the good dear John and Hank?

It's a company podcast where me and my brother John, we answer your questions.

We give you to be a advice and we bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon

a third-tier English soccer club. I'm not tired of hearing that, Hank.

I believe it. I gotta update the description of Dear Hank and John and I'm not entirely sure how to do it.

Right because it says we talk about a fourth-tier English soccer team but we don't anymore.

It's almost as if there was a planet discovered between Earth and Mars. We have to edit the podcast

description as well but it turns out that AFC Wimbledon much more change than Mars. No offense to Mars.

Yeah, no. Agreed. There is kind of a planet between Mars and Jupiter but that's not gonna help anything.

How are you doing John?

I'm doing well. I'm having a little bit of an existential crisis as a result of a book I'm

reading that was recommended to me by our father called Sapiens. Are you familiar with this book, Hank?

I am. I just received it in the mail from our father.

It's a great, really interesting history book but I cannot in good faith recommended because it

has sent me into an absolute spiral of fear and loathing. Fear and life.

I feel as Robert Penn Warren once famously wrote that I am a bubble on the tide of empire.

More than ever, I feel that I am not making any of the choices that are supposedly mine but instead

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