Hey, everybody. We got a bit of a wonky one today, as usual. Catherine Rambell,

op-ed writer for The Washington Post, is with me. I always, always like her pieces because they're usually about actual policy that affects people's lives. A lot of

economics stuff, stuff that affects your pocketbook. And that's a very wide range of policy,

of course, taxes, COVID relief, health care, child care, education, you know,

stuff that affects your life.

You know, not this week's take on how crazy Trump is or how crazy his party is or whether

Marco Rubio is calling out Joe Biden for characterizing Texas and Mississippi,

they get rid of their mask mandate and characterizing as Neanderthal.

And Rubio says that Biden is showing a real anti-Neanderthal bias

because all your Asians are 2% Neanderthal,

which is good, good.

And, you know, the weird part is that Rubio, really, the party is very evangelicals believe in Adam and Eve. And I think Marco got in a little

trouble with this, but he explained that Adam was 4% Neanderthal, but it wasn't in his rib. So Eve,

0% Neanderthal, so Canaan Abel, 2% Neanderthal.

And that's why, I guess, we all are 2% Neanderthal.

But let me explain some facts.

Everybody listening to this is at least 6% Mongol.

No joke. Just no jokes on this on the Al Franken podcast. Just facts.

Genghis Khan, this is fact, had a hundred concubines and 100 of his sons each had a hundred

concubines. So everybody, you're a lot more Mongol than Elizabeth Warren is

a Cherokee. And by the way, she would be the president today if she had taken my advice

and called Trump Pol a porn star.

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