#51: Baseball and Juice
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2013
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
2- Carlos Danger for Mayor
3- You need a therapist, or Jesus depends on which side your on
4- My boss made my annual salary TODAY
5- White Supremacist named black quits I can’t make that up
6- How many babies can you afford
7- Baseball and juice
8- Baby Prince George who I don’t care about but must mention by law
9- Surfers riot no, really, they did. dude, wtf????
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to another episode of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention? |
| 0:29.3 | I'm going to start out with an apology. |
| 0:31.1 | I know I said I would record from the just-for-last comedy festival in Montreal last week, |
| 0:36.4 | but I actually ran into some technical |
| 0:38.7 | difficulties. I had issues getting a microphone and getting a microphone to work with my iPad |
| 0:44.6 | and blah, blah, blah, blah. But anyway, I wasn't able to record there, but the festival was phenomenal. |
| 0:52.4 | I was part of a show. They called the televised shows gals. |
| 0:56.7 | And I did a gala hosted by Dane Cook with comics like Robert Kelly, Greg Fitzsimmons, Gary Goldman, who was my roommate from last comic standing, Jeremy Hots, one of my best friends in comedy and Harlan Williams, and |
| 1:11.8 | we had a ball. It was just the guys doing a comedy show. It was like, it was like a rat pack |
| 1:17.9 | thing. We were clowning. We all had great sets on stage. We all went out and ate afterwards. |
| 1:23.6 | And that's the beauty of the Just for Laughs comedy festival. If you're a big fan of comedy and if you're a big fan of great cities, because Montreal's a great city, it's the last week of July every year. |
| 1:35.6 | Over a thousand comics doing a hundred shows all over town. |
| 1:39.6 | It's just amazing. |
| 1:40.8 | So check it out. |
| 1:41.9 | But anyway, that's where I was last week. I had a great time. I'm sorry I |
| 1:46.8 | didn't record from there. If you live in Canada, the UK, or Australia, you'll be able to see |
| 1:53.1 | the gala on TV under the Just for Laughs banner. If you live in the United States, well, I guess you |
| 1:59.3 | got to get a ticket and go to Canada, the UK, or Australia to see it because it won't be on American television. |
| 2:06.2 | All right. |
| 2:06.5 | So that's what I did last week. |
| 2:09.5 | I don't know what you did last week, but how about we talk about what Anthony Weiner did last week? |
| 2:15.6 | You remember Anthony Weiner? |
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