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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#50: Texas...Still Crazy

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2013

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

1- No one does a good job
2- Especially not Florida lawmakers and juries
3- Good luck black teenagers it aint going to be easy
4- Texas, still crazy after all these years

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to my podcast called Who's Paying Attention?

0:29.2

We're at episode 50, which is kind of cool.

0:32.0

I'm halfway there.

0:34.2

Halfway where?

0:34.8

Halfway to 100.

0:36.5

Well, let's get to it. It's frustrating people who don't do a good

0:42.9

job. I don't know about you, but it really gets on my nerves. I've had a couple of experiences just

0:48.7

in the last two days. Last night, I was on American Airlines where the flight was supposed to be

0:53.8

direct from Washington, D.C. to Los Angeles.

0:57.8

After sitting on the tarmac for an hour and a half, the pilot said due to bad weather in the Midwest, they were going to reroute the flight through Chicago, get fuel, and head to L.A.

1:14.8

Another half hour, we take off and he says, well, I might have enough fuel to get to L.A. All right, when you're on a plane, you never want to hear might.

1:19.8

All right? Just, I think that's something you want to talk over with the co-pilot, maybe with the

1:24.3

tower. Don't tell us just sitting there you might have enough. But anyway,

1:28.9

we ended up going through Denver refueling, getting there three hours late. For me, it was just

1:33.8

an annoyance. But imagine people leaving on their Hawaiian vacation who missed their connection in L.A., blah,

1:39.1

blah, blah, blah. Just bad service. You know, I rented a trailer from U. from you hall yeah the trailer was great until i

1:46.0

actually tried to put something on it the ramp didn't work it wouldn't unfold all the way to the

1:51.2

ground and the minute you put any weight in the trailer the wheel bearings just started wobbling and

1:57.5

it was the thing was a mess, but bad service.

2:01.9

FedEx,

2:04.0

and we all know how I feel about FedEx. If you absolutely positively have to have a package left out in the rain,

2:09.4

go ahead and FedEx that package.

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