509 - Ahmed Conquers the World

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Our friend Dr Ahmed visits us from Saudi Arabia. He first heard Weird Medicine in 2007 or so, called in in 2009 and decided to go to medical school based on how much fun it sounded. Man, is he in for a shock. Now a first year resident in the US, we hope he'll become a regular (and we'll try not to corrupt him). Topics: Native English speakers can't even pronounce "Ahmed" Where does snot come from? Transient fluctuations in PSA Mustard and Heartburn AGAIN Esophageal spasm, stricture, obstruction Slow gastric emptying Cupping for musculoskeletal pain ...and more! Guests: Dr Scott Tacie Lady Diagnosis Dr Ahmed (heretofore to be referred to as "Dr A") Please visit: stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) simplyherbals.net (now with NO !vermect!n!) (JUST KIDDING, Podcast app overlords! Sheesh!) Also don't forget: Cameo.com/weirdmedicine (Book your old pal right now while he’s still cheap! "FLUID!") noom.doctorsteve.com (the link still works! Lose weight now before swimsuit season!) CHECK US OUT ON PATREON! ALL NEW CONTENT! Robert Kelly, Mark Normand, mystery guests! Stuff you will never hear on the main show ;-) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:01.6	Why do owls turn off their cell phones at night?
1:05.9	So they don't get a hooty call.
1:14.1	Where do leprechauns live?
1:17.6	In leprecondos.
1:23.4	Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
1:27.5	Because he couldn't fit in the elevator.
1:38.4	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve,
1:41.1	host of Weird Medicine on Sirius XM 1033 and made popular by two really comedy shows,
1:47.5	Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know,
1:51.9	a clown.
1:52.7	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
1:59.5	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus. I've got Zabola. I was dripping from my nose! I've got diphtheria, crushing my esophagus,
2:01.6	I've got Tobolivide stripping from my nose,
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