509: A Sandwich and Some Creamy Ranch

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

YEA Networks

Comedy

4.5 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This podcast is basically all over the place! First, the Grinch made her holiday debut on the podcast. Kellie isn’t exactly thrilled with her Christmas tree, but will she let it kill her holiday spirit? Should the Elf on the Shelf be worried?
Kellie’s office Christmas party is this weekend, which led to stories of office hookups, which led to Allen having a hoochie box, which led to Kellie getting drunk on cough syrup…which led to Phil Collins hurting his back….This will all make sense when you listen. Hopefully.
While Allen is trying to figure out ways to infiltrate the ladies’ knitting circle at his favorite Starbucks, Kellie is stressed about the gingerbread house decorating contest she’s locked herself into.
You’ll also hear about Kellie’s Walmart fashion find and get Allen’s hot sports opinion on the college football championship games before they bring it all home for Jerome.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yay Networks.
0:03.0	Networks.
0:05.0	Welcome to a sandwich.
0:12.0	Welcome to a sandwich and some loving podcast. I am Kelly Raspberry Evans with my
0:16.9	husband and podcast co-host Alan Evans. They train in the house. Thank you all for joining us. I know it's the holiday season and everybody's super busy
0:27.3	especially all the moms listening right now. Maybe you're trying to wrap presents while the kids are in the other room.
0:37.2	Maybe you're racing to another store before it closes to get a present that you ordered and had shipped a store
0:44.0	because you're afraid of porch pirates whatever you're doing thank you for
0:49.5	spending your time listening to our podcast.
0:54.0	You got us, huh? All the moms out there, they got you.
0:56.0	It's the moms, let's be honest.
0:57.0	They got you.
0:58.0	It's a beautiful time of year.
1:00.0	I love Christmas, but I'll be honest, I love it a little less the older I get.
1:05.0	My mother and I were talking about that the other day.
1:08.0	You know, my mama's mama was Bernice, but she was raised by her grandma, which we called Mother Price.
1:17.0	Mother Price adopted my mother, and she considered her mother Bernice to be her sister.
1:21.0	I know it's very confusing. But my mother used to get really
1:25.1	put out with Mother Price because it would be Christmas time and Mother Price was a widower.
1:30.1	My daddy boy died when I was just like two months old and she did finally get married many, many,
1:37.0	remarried many years later in life, like when I was a teenager in college, you know, so it was a long time she was a widower, and she didn't want to
1:45.1	decorate for Christmas because it was just her.
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