Yo, good evening, friends.

How are you?

How are you doing today?

It is the 14th of, oh my gosh, it's the 14th of December.

It is but five, canton, five wee days,

until my wonderful daughter, my lovely child,

turns 14 years old.

And by the way, do you know, do you know why teenage girls

always travel in even numbers?

Because they can't even...

So, I hope you guys are doing well,

and listen, I'm all yours for the evening.

I am your willing philosophy slave for the night,

and if you want, you can ask questions,

you can make criticisms, comments,

whatever is on your beautiful mind,

so you can make a lot of comments,

whatever is on your beautiful mind,

my friends just raise your hand,

and I will unmute, and we will talk,

and I will listen, and you will speak.

But before we get into that,

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