508-Johnny Pemberton & Geoff Tate-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2019

⏱️ 192 minutes

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Summary

This episode of YMH is sponsored by Manscaped.com! Use code: MOM for 20% off! Our Jeans are missing a pant leg today, so Josh Potter begins the show with Tom in order to discuss this man who hates Vapes. Plus, more inside info about the documentary that has changed the world - "Home Here Now: Robert Paul Champagne." Yay! Christina is back! Also in studio jeans is actor and comedian Johnny Pemberton, who you may know from NBC's Superstore or the FOX sitcom Son of Zorn, but you SHOULD know from his past appearances on YMH. Soon you will most definitely know him from his future as America's Premiere Raggae Comedian. Christina shows Johnny some TikToks, Would You Rather is played and reality shows are discussed. Next it's everybody's favorite Hot Dog and Gatorade comic, Geoff Tate. We get to see lots of COOL videos, play more Would You Rather and hear about a guy who has HIS own jet.

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0:00.0	Alright, let's start the show. Give it to me blue band.
0:06.0	I'm sorry?
0:07.0	Let's run.
0:09.0	Open your fucking eyes and read, Josh. Are you retarded?
0:12.0	Eprovescence vapes in front of a high school?
0:15.0	Dude, do you know how to read?
0:18.0	This is a big time.
0:20.0	Who is Randy?
0:21.0	Don't bring anyone loving for this.
0:23.0	No, Bob and the fuck is man!
0:25.0	Well, welcome.
0:26.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:30.0	With Tom Segura, Tom Segura.
0:33.0	And Christina Pajitzi.
0:35.0	Christina Pajitzi.
0:37.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
1:07.0	Yeah, you may have noticed if you are listening, you certainly have picked up on it.
1:20.0	If you're watching, the seat next to me is empty today.
1:24.0	The reason why when she talks back, she's got to pay the price.
1:29.0	So that's what happened.
1:38.0	No.
1:40.0	So we of course have two small children.
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