507-DMC-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2019

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

As it turns out, the intro petition is gaining steam. Tom also starts the show bringing up his poll in regards to the future of "The Fart Mic." Thankfully Big Red is here to break up the tension. Your Mom's House continues to hear success stories about those inspired to start selling panties and feet pictures on the internet. Plus, more TikToks and an update on a recent appearance from Theo Von. The legendary DMC is now inside of Studio Jeans!! Tom and Christina realize immediately that he is not only one of the most famous people to have been on the couch, but one of the nicest. DMC tells us how he grew up worshiping Superheroes and how they inspired his music. We hear about how he met all the other legends he's worked with over the years including a hilarious story about Aerosmith. Pull them high and pull them tight, Mommy.

Transcript

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0:00.0	GUYS
1:00.0	It's sexy.
1:07.0	Jeans in my cut.
1:11.2	That's Jeans in my cut.
1:13.2	I think I forget his name.
1:15.9	Is it Matthew Miller that made it?
1:17.4	I don't know, but it really is a treasure and national treasure.
1:20.5	It really is a great song.
1:21.5	Happy Fourth of July.
1:22.5	Yeah, this is a really fucking patriotic song.
1:27.5	Yeah.
1:28.5	This George Bush that first played that song when he was in office, the first George Bush,
1:32.9	the elder one, which is passed.
1:35.1	He was like, Jeans in my cut.
1:38.2	It was a big, big deal.
1:39.4	So it's really...
1:40.4	Well, if a candidate used that song as their campaign song won...
1:45.2	For 2020?
1:46.2	Yeah.
1:47.2	You voting.
1:48.2	I'm voting.
1:49.2	Like if Trump used this, I'd be like, you know what, bro?
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