509-Solo-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2019

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Today it's just the Mommies and there is SO much to cover. First up, Mr. Positive from Pure Organic Dry Cleaning has a message for Mommy Tina. Who's cooler, Big Time Tommy or Mr. Positive? Intro Wars also take a left turn after we thought things were back to normal. Christina's work as a TikTok curator is attracting the eyes of award committees, this batch gets wild. How often do you brown? More than once a week? One member of the YMH staff doesn't even remember the last time. Pull your jeans high and tight and don't you dare call me Battarina.

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0:00.0	Oh right if you're watching on YouTube please make note this will be the last episode you ever see me without wearing glasses
0:08.6	I got your dad vision. I can't do it anymore. Oh, no, I know. It's why I can barely see
0:14.8	everything in front of me. Oh, geez
0:17.7	I've been for leaving them at home and today is a good reminder that I got dad eyes you do you're turning into a real dad
0:25.7	Yeah, we're on that more on that soon. Who hot topic guys?
0:29.4	I can't fucking see anything. Yeah, I don't know if this is Josh's anal gaping porn or this is a clip I'm supposed to play I don't know
0:40.7	Yeah, we're excited. We're doing another solo app today. I'm very excited about that. I miss I miss these I miss you
0:47.5	I know I feel like this is the OG right here. Those you know, yep. This is how we do it man
0:52.4	That's how we used to do it in the home studio. Okay, okay
0:56.2	Okay, I'm not I felt it felt naughty right doing a show with no holds bar
1:02.8	No, no one's telling us what to do
1:06.2	No, it's far there's so much to get into this is really gonna be a good one
1:11.4	To get a started here. You're I don't even know if you've seen this clip
1:15.6	But it's pretty good. Are you ready? I say I hope it's what I think is gonna be okay? Here we go
1:22.3	All right, listen, I gotta tell you I gotta call last night and guys you know some gross trash on the podcast
1:29.4	What trash with me? Fuck down. Who's that? I'll fuck it up. I'll fucking light her up, man. Let me see this podcast
1:35.5	So I was all pissed off man
1:38.4	Who is Randy don't bring anyone loving to this no
1:42.2	Mom in the fuck is that welcome
1:45.1	Welcome to your mom's house
1:48.0	With Don Segura
1:50.0	She's
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