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How Long Gone

507. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5951 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one episode recorded live and uncut from Glendale. We chat about double parking, improv sex, Chris is good in any village, abolish ice cream sampling, our favorite southern sissy, death to false ketchup, the anti-travel article, people who want sympathy for dining in restaurants with their bad-ass kids, the only straight guys who like travel are cheaters, a dinner at Funke, Chris finally got a chiropractic adjustment, and some new live shows coming up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're going to go on the How long gone is here? What up? I'm eating some trail mix. It's Sunday.

0:22.0

Jason was somehow able to hit Trader Joe's

0:25.0

before we before we came to record

0:28.0

yeah that's a little loud if you could put that away that'd be great

0:31.0

we want to put this away right now get it all done with at the top of the show that be great. great. Thanks.

0:33.0

Get it all done with at the top of the show.

0:35.0

Gotta get it done at the top.

0:37.0

Uh, yeah, it's been a great Sunday already.

0:40.0

I stayed up extremely late last night watching TV I saved till midnight watching TV

0:48.3

That's that's what you say extremely late is I mean to be in to be available to sleep at 9 p.m. but stay up till midnight you know what I mean it feels late it was

0:57.6

Were you in bed or on the couch bed? Yeah I went to, um, nude? Yeah, exactly. You a nude watcher? I was having, um, no, I had, I had dinner with Decatur Dan at

1:09.6

Chantara. We had to kind of unpack your wedding, you know, have a post-mortem.

1:13.0

Bally full of niguri and s-belly full of niggii.

1:17.0

And then, yeah, and then I went home and I was like, you know what?

1:19.0

Actually, you know what, I have a little, I have something to say.

1:22.0

You just can't, you couldn't hold your tongue for a second.

1:25.0

Well last night after Shintaro, usually the move is we hit Van Luyen on Franklin

1:30.0

for a little bad boy ice cream, vegan of course. I is this is this going to how is this involved me it doesn't

1:36.5

okay okay don't worry this doesn't involve you oh sorry I don't I don't know what okay yeah it's called being

1:40.8

okay okay to how long gone.

1:44.0

So I let Dan zoom off home.

1:48.0

I'm sure he's got some important stuff to you.

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