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Hello, you're about to listen to a BBC podcast, and I'm Ed Gamble, host of another BBC podcast, The Traitors Uncloaked.

But my show is available only on BBC Sounds, just like Ellis and John's Saturday bonus episodes,

The Pop Top Ten podcast with Scott Mills and Rylan, and comedy specials

from the likes of Harriet Kemsley, Susie Ruffle and Rommashranganathan.

However, and maybe I'm biased, it's really all about the traitors uncoaked.

So for a whole bunch of exclusive scoops and podcasts, listen only on BBC Sounds.

Hello and welcome to 2020-6, which is the most futuristic year there's ever been.

But open up your curtains and unfortunately the world is still being run by Dunderheads, baddies and let's face it, the ill.

So to start the year with a bang, John set about creating his seven-point plan for efficiency were he to be elected world king.

Unfortunately, this light-hearted piece of distraction, in reference to something Ellis said a couple of weeks ago,

turned into a draining exercise in how thick people are and how much work needs to be done to create a world that makes sense, and a world suitable for a

population consisting solely of 8 billion Johns. The seven-point plan soon ballooned into a

somewhere between a tract and a breakdown, and in order to enforce his numerous dog-fowling

statutes, the cost of international police presence would run into the tens of billions.

So, for now, it's the same old infuriating world navigated with a smile and a scream by Ellis, John and Dave.

But they have made New Year's resolutions.

Ellis is going to make his kids sleep in their shoes and socks to save time on the school run.

John is going to commit to vaping for the rest of his life,

and Dave is going to take less whiz.

I'm actually going to take the same amount of whiz, John, which is zero amounts.

A little bit on weekends.

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