Somebody once told me the world was going to roll me.

In honor of Opus in theaters this weekend, what musical artists from our youth could lure you to a special presentation, even if it meant you might end up dead.

I'm Katie Rich, and I think that if they told me Alanis Moriss I was having people over, where they said it was a cult and possibly death cult, I'd probably go anyway.

I'm Matt Patches, and the first thought was having people over. Remember they said it was a cult and a possibly death cult? I'd probably go anyway. I'm Matt Patches.

And the first thought was the first CD I owned when I was a kid was the soundtrack to Greece.

So I'm thinking about the cast of Greece, blurring me in with a production of summer nights as they murder me or something.

John Travolta might have a cult that you still know.

Oh, wait, Scientology.

There you go.

I hate to me, David the 7, and you know,

I'd like the spice girls to kill me if someone has to kill me.

And I'm David Ehrlich,

and if the bare naked ladies said that they would be performing

all of the album Gordon from front to back.

I would probably be there.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here.

This is the war room.

Fine, I can hear you now, Dimitri.

Clear and plain and coming through fine.

I'm coming through fine too, eh?

Good, then. Well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine. I'm coming through fine too, eh? Good, then, well, then as you say, we're both coming through fine.

Good.

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