50: Pu$$y Eating Playbook (and the Untold Story of Sofia with an F)

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.2 • 82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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IT’S YO BIRTHDAY SO I KNOW YOU WANT TO RIIIIDE OUT HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO SOFIA WITH AN F! AKA your girl’s favorite podcast and your mother’s worst nightmare (unless she’s a Sloot too). This is a BIG one. Sofia has returned back from her world tour without getting jailed, although she was dangerously close to a public indecency arrest in Tulum. Just Sofia things. Next, we have a VERY informative Sloot University seminar on one of everyone’s favorite past times: EATING PUSSY. Carpet munching, fellatio, cunnilingus if you will. This is for EVERYONE who’s ever eaten or been interested in eating at the restaurant downstairs. It’s a 5 star establishment we should ALL try. Reservations aren’t hard to get either! Finally, Sofia tells a story about how SWAF REALLY came together including all of the tears, alcohol, and trauma that went down while trapped in an Airbnb with 2 randoms. Get your Kleenex ready Sloots, there are A LOT of tears of happiness in this one. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: The Pill Club: http://thepillclub.com/SOFIA to receive your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control. Adam and Eve: http://adamandeve.com promo code SOFIA for free shipping ShipStation: http://shipstation.com promo code SOFIA60 for a 60 day free trial MeUndies: http://meundies.com/SOFIA for 15% off your first order and free shipping To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. This holiday season do something for a special person in your life.
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1:07.0	It's Thursday, the best day of the fucking week. Welcome to Soapia with an F.
1:12.5	I'm here with my producer, Alex. I'm in the studio with the pumpkin spice almond milk latte.
1:19.1	I thought I got a lot of hate. Pumpkin spice lattes talk about a fucking hate campaign.
1:26.6	I just felt so conscious admitting that. It is a beverage. You guys really ran out of shit to
1:33.4	hate on, huh? Like, it snowed today. Y'all have fun with your fucking black coffee or your
1:39.6	espresso or whatever. I'm gonna be over here having fun. It's freezing outside. I know other
1:44.3	choice. Ooh, I could have gone with like a peppermint like a, ooh, I could have gone with a white
1:50.3	mocha peppermint type thing. But what's important is, it is the 50th fucking episode. And you know why
1:59.5	that's a big one? It's been one year since I launched this show. I will have more on that later
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