51: A Slooty Halloween

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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COSTUME DO'S AND DONT'S... talking to you VS Angel Halloween is a special time of year, right? You get to unleash your inner Sloot and fully indulge in all the tricks and treats…if you know what I mean. Luckily for you guys, Sofia is back with a VERY special Sloot University that spills ALL of the do’s and dont’s to ensure that you have your Slootiest and spookiest halloween yet. Coincidentally, Sofia just found out about a NEW morning after pill called Ella that allegedly blows Plan B out the water…and listen closely because if your Halloween is as Slooty as it should be, you’ll definitely be purchasing this after the weekend. Finally, we dive into the age old debate regarding paying for sex. Just because your boyfriend spent the last $50 in his bank account on Throat Goat Gabby’s Only Fans, is that REALLY cheating? Eh, to each his own I guess! Shit is getting super spooky out here Sloots…be safe! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Postmates: Use code SOFIA for 50% off of your first 5 orders of $50 of more Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription Talkspace: http://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 off MVMT: http://mvmt.com/SOFIA for 15% off and FREE shipping and returns To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Many of us are already planning our New Year's resolutions to work out more in 2023.
0:04.4	But let's face it, they rarely stick.
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0:37.3	Mercury and yellow gatorade is over, and I'm a little bit upset about it because
0:43.7	I didn't have all of my problems solved once it ended. Like, I was planning on,
0:48.8	but that's fine. Hi, everybody. Welcome to Sophia with an F.
0:53.9	And yeah, it's spelled with an F, and I'm talking to the lady at the bank this morning,
1:00.2	who told me she's never seen such an unusual spelling of the name Sophia before.
1:06.4	Ma'am, have you ever traveled outside of Utah? Okay, then.
1:10.8	We are joined by my producer, Alex. Hi.
1:14.0	Hi, Sophia. Hi, guys.
1:15.9	Hi, Alex. How are you? You're glowing.
1:18.8	Thank you.
1:19.6	Okay, guys. So here's the tea. Here's my update.
1:25.4	I am one week sober. I have decided that I'm going to cut out alcohol for a minute.
1:32.6	And I wish I could say it's because I'm on some like health and wellness train,
1:37.5	but it's not. It's for absolutely superficial, vapid reasons.
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