Okay, folks, you are listening to Planet Porky.

Thank you very much indeed for joining us today.

Delighted to say, Lord Snooty retains the tall chair in the studio here at Planet Porky Studios.

And I want to say, folks, thank you very much indeed for all your responses

and your comments and reflections on our last podcast. It's nice to be appreciated, Snooty,

is it not? Well, it certainly is, and it's rather horrifying to find out just how many of our

beloved listeners ended up climbing up things like Telegraph poles and the floodlights in their

use. Unbelievable.

Absolutely shocking state of affairs. Unbelievable. Absolutely. That's an absolutely shocking state of events.

Unbelievable.

But also, some rather unpleasant attacks on me for being a narcissist.

Yes, I'm afraid so, Mike.

Yeah, yeah.

Drop you down a peg or two, I'm afraid.

Well, nothing pulls you down a peg or two.

But listen, listeners, you keep getting in touch.

We love to hear from you. Now, I'm going to tell you all a fantastic story now, okay?

You know that I'm a student of history and, you know, political history as well.

Yes. And, of course, one of the biggest events in political history in my lifetime has been the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

Without a doubt, yeah.

Now, I don't suppose you were born then, were you?

No, that was about 22 years before I was born.

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