Okay, folks, welcome again to Planet Porky.

Delighted to have you aboard.

I hope you've all climbed into your rockets and headed for Planet Porky for the latest show, which we are about to deliver.

Now, when I say, we, who am I talking about?

I'm talking about the return of a man who's made his impression on the

atmospheric cosmaphia, or cos it's called the cosmaphia, because that's the inner circle

surrounding planet Porky. And that man is Lord Snooty. Welcome, Snooty. Thank you very much indeed

for joining me today. You've made a great impact with our millions of listeners around the Milky Way.

Well, thank you very much for inviting me back, Mike.

It's an absolute pleasure to be here.

And, of course, I take my own personal private rocket to Planet Porky,

because that is, of course, the only way to travel.

Yeah, I mean, don't worry about the doommongers on the...

You can't have a carbon footprint in the universe. The universe is so blinking big

that it would take something like 10 million years

or something like that for the universe

to even lose 1% of its atmospheric sincerity

through anything like pollution.

You know in space you can't hear a man's scream

and in space you can't pollute.

I mean it's just impossible. It just doesn't happen because the atmosphere up there can't hear a man's scream. Yes. And in space, you can't pollute. I mean, it's just impossible.

It just doesn't happen because the atmosphere up there can't be polluted

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