I spent $40,000 on shoes.

That's a ladder, morning.

On a gathering storm comes a tall, handsome man in a dusty black coat with a red right hand.

Hi, my name is Chelsea Fairless. Colt with a red rat hand.

Hi, my name is Chelsea Fairless. And I'm Lauren Groni.

Chelsea, your voice sounds different?

Does it? I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

You sound exactly like Ghostface.

That's because I am. Ghostface, you dumb bitch. Do you want to die tonight, Lauren? You know what, Chelsea? Just fucking kill me. But we haven't gotten to the movie trivia segment yet. I don't want to do it, okay? Just put me out of my misery. You know, I am surprised that after five films, some suicidal girl hasn't been like, you know what? I just want to fucking die.

Like, perfect. Kill me. This is what I wanted anyway. Because I feel like Ghostface would be like,

well, this isn't fun. You're such a buskill. Okay. All right. How long are you going to be doing this for?

Until I see what your insides look like on your outsides. Never mind I'm over it.

I'm back, guys. I don't know what just happened.

I guess this is what happens when you watch too many scary movies. I think I've been radicalized

by the Scream franchise. Don't blame the movies, Chow. So if you can't tell, we're doing an episode about the Scream franchise because we just

saw Scream 5 together.

And you know what?

If we had a Patreon, this would be a Patreon episode, but we don't.

So we're inflicting this on all of you right now.

Yeah, we are going to launch our Patreon soon.

And this is the kind of thing that would be paywalled. So if you like this, consider, you know, giving us $5 a month. So we can spend it on pay for Chelsea's expensive candle habit. Exactly. And whatever detox, I'm going to have to send her to detox from water. Water poisoning, I know. Thanks for everyone that's reached

out with your concern about my water poisoning. I really, I really appreciate it. So, Scream. Where do we

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