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5: Vault: Was she hiding the fact that she had a child?

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🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Vault: Was she hiding the fact that she had a child?

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0:00.0

You're on The Virt Show.

0:02.0

All right, so these were Jill's words yesterday to us.

0:05.0

We had a really great time last Saturday when we decided to have dinner, but it was kind of loud in there, and we wanted to talk and decided to, like, just go back to my house.

0:14.0

We kiss.

0:15.0

Did you guys do it?

0:16.0

No, not at all. Actually, I got an emergency phone call from work. I went into the other room maybe for like one minute at the most. Okay. So how was the last thing that was said? Like, how did the date totally end? Well, he kissed me and said that he would call me and that we would, you know, get together. Now, Jeff and I both thought initially that it was just too fast.

0:37.8

Like, she called us by Wednesday morning.

0:39.9

So it was really just Sunday, Monday, Tuesday that had gone by because they hung out Saturday night.

0:44.2

So I didn't think it was that crazy that he hasn't called her.

0:47.4

And was there an exchange on Sunday or no exchange at all?

0:50.8

No exchange.

0:51.4

I just thought if he left at 10 o'clock on a Saturday night, I thought he's not interested.

0:55.8

Unless he realized that he wasn't going to get everything that he wanted, thought, okay, you know, I'll cut the night short tonight and we'll try this again next week.

1:02.6

But there's been no other call.

1:03.8

Or he saw something in her apartment or she's just a bad kisser.

1:07.1

Or something happening.

1:08.2

Or his wife came back to town.

1:10.5

Or something happening. Hey, Jill. Or his wife came back to town. Or something like that. Hey, Jill. Hello. Hello, Jill. Is this Jill? Hi. Hey, how are you? Good. Good. Okay, you've had 24 more hours to think about it. You have any idea what he might say here in a couple of seconds? Oh, no, I'm curious, though. Is she going to be listening? She's going to be on hold, right? Yeah, she won't be, they won't have any interaction together. Is this harsh? Yeah, well, he won't give us the truth if he knows you're on the line. So what we'll do here is we'll put you on hold. We'll talk to him and then we'll get

1:46.0

you back on after he hangs up so we get total honesty from him. Okay. My stomach hurts for you

1:51.3

right now. Sometimes you just don't want to know the truth. At all. Just it's hard. Well, she does.

1:58.4

You sure you want to know? Yeah, you never know.

2:18.5

I mean, it's better now than never, right? Or later. Yeah, okay. Well, let me put you on hold, okay? And we'll talk to in a second. She's kind of confused on the same. Because she's as nervous as you said she was. Never later. So it's worse more than now. Larry, you're being inappropriate. Okay, so here, his name is Russ.

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