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Factually! with Adam Conover

Headgum

Comedy

4.4 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

(In addition to your weekly Factually! episode, this week we're bringing you a monologue from Adam. This short, researched monologue originally aired on the Factually! YouTube page, but we are sharing audio versions of these monologues with our podcast audience as well. Please enjoy, and stay tuned for your regularly scheduled episode of Factually!)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a Headgum podcast.
0:05.6	McChrispy strips are now at McDonald's, tender, juicy, and its own sauce.
0:10.8	Would you look at that?
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0:16.0	New mid-crispy strips, now at McDonald's.
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1:00.6	away. Start your free 30-day trial at audible.com slash Wondery, UK. That's audible.com
1:07.8	slash Wondery UK. So a couple weeks back, I was lucky enough to go to Amsterdam.
1:12.8	I was there as part of my stand-up tour.
1:14.5	We had an absolute blast, sold out the show.
1:17.0	Thank you to everybody who came and made the show special.
1:19.5	But the best part was the next day because I had an entire day off in the city.
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